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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be your fresh meat
    When I meet you at the door

    Artist: Ashlee Simpson
    Song: Lala
    Real Lyric: I'll be a french maid When I meet you at the door

    The story:

    It wasn't me. It was my old friend Nicola... We were singing it at the top of our lungs in the car and I paused and she paused and I looked at her like she'd bombed a city...

    And I said "What did you just say?"
    "I'll be your fresh meat.... Fresh me.... That doesn't make sense"


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