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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be your Dragon Soldier

    Artist: Edwin McCain
    Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder

    The story:

    I was flipping through radio channels with my best friend in the car when it came on. She started laughing that I even liked the song. I insisted this was different because it was about a dragon! Then I started singing it and she laughed histerically at me.

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    I actually used to make the exact same mistake until my sister told me I was an idiot and it was actually "crying shoulder".

    wtb2612 Aug 03, 2008 12:22 pm