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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be so carefull I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINA
    I'll promise not to hurt you, I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINA
    You won't feel nothing, I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINA
    'Cause I know it's your first time.

    Artist: Phil Collins
    Song: Like China
    Real Lyric: I'll be so careful I'll hold you like chinaI'll promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like ChinaYou won't feel nothing, I'll hold you like china'Cos I know it's your first time.

    The story:

    It was best friend who thought that these were the lyrics. I had this playing in my car when she said she was surprised that Phil would have such suggestive lyrics. That was over 20 years ago, and it still makes me laugh hysterically.

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