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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be holding all the d**kheads
    And you'll be owing all the fines

    Artist: Bon Iver
    Song: Skinny Love
    Real Lyric: I'll be holding all the ticketsAnd you'll be owning all the fines

    The story:

    When Birdy released her version and the song became popular again, a friend was showing me it on her iPod. I said "I knew of this before Birdy". She was unconvinced so challenged me to sing it without the lyrics.

    During the chorus, I sung it the way I thought it was when suddenly my friend and surrounding listeners burst out laughing and I didn't understand why until I actually thought it through! :/

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