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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; go

    If you wanna get down, down on the ground; go gay.

    She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; go gay.

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Cocaine
    Real Lyric: If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

    The story:

    In the early '80s I was in high school. At the
    Friday night school dances they often played this
    song and everyone would goes nuts screaming and
    jumping up and down. I could never understand why
    everyone reacted so to the words "Go Gay".
    Eventually, I too joined in.

    20 years later, my husband turned the volume up as
    this song was played on the radio. He said, "In
    high school I loved Clapton's "Cocaine" song".
    Clarity hit and it all made sense. I wonder if I
    was the only one who screamed "Go Gay" to
    Clapton's "Cocaine".

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