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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    if you wanna go and take a ride wit me
    Three dudes in the back with the dozie
    oh ride mr. feel good, ride
    (hey) (must be the money)
    if you wanna go and get high wit me
    smoke an L in the back of the benzie
    oh ride mr. feel good, ride
    (hey) (must be

    Artist: Nelly
    Song: Ride With Me
    Real Lyric: if you wanna go and take a ride wit mewe're 3-wheelin in the 4 with the gold d'soh why do i live this way(hey) (must be the money)

    The story:

    Not sure, first time I heard it was on radio on
    last day of my first year of high school before
    summer and we had the radio on and this song came

    I always sang it this way since then. Not sure
    what a "dozie" is, thought it was a slang term for
    a bong or some other drug you smoke.

    I saw the three girls in the video in the back of
    the truck and they were the only three I seen so
    thought they were the "three dudes in the back"

    Also thought the lyrics:

    and if shorty wanna pop we poppin the dis'
    shorty wanna see the ice then i ice the dist

    "dis' and dist" were slang shot for the word
    "distance" and "poppin the dis'" was slang for
    travelling long distances, possibly to cold places
    a.k.a "wanna see the ice then i ice the dist"

    I like my version better, though it does seem like
    its a little trippy my lyrics

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