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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like Peas with your Guava

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: The Pina Colada Song
    Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada's

    The story:

    Currently there is an ad running on TV with the Pina Colada song....quietly sitting next to my son on the lounge I heard him start to sing........"If you like Peas with your Guava" I asked him to repeat it.....he did. Thinking that he must have heard a parody somewhere, I asked him where he heard it....He said "on the TV commercial".....it was then I realised that he thought they were the real lyrics....

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    Submitted by

    katwoman

    Submitted on

    7/28/2011 8:30 pm

    Age it happened

    8

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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