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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like making love at midnight
    with some dude in a cape

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnightIn the dunes of the cape



    The story:

    This song came out when I was
    about 13 or 14. I figured the person
    in the song who put that ad in the
    personals was looking for someone
    who was into some kinky
    role-playing whoopie and maybe they
    were wanting to try out some new
    superhero fantasy they'd dreamt up.
    I don't know, it made sense to my
    teenaged hormonally fueled mind at
    the time. But then again, these were
    the personal ads we were talking
    about.

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