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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "If you like making love at midnight, in the tombs of the cave."

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Real Lyric: "If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape."



    The story:

    My friend and I were at the store shopping when it began playing over the loud speaker and I began singing along with it. She stopped me and asked; "What the hell did you just sing? The TOMBS of the CAVE?! The TOMBS?!" After we got home we looked up the real lyrics, had a good laugh and decided to submit the misheard ones to kissthisguy.com.

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