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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like being a fermata, getting caught in the
    rain

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Real Lyric: If you like piņa coladas, getting caught in the rain



    The story:

    Singing the misheard lyric out loud on the spur of
    the moment in a car full of friends during my high
    school years; most of them had never heard this
    song, and they misheard my misheard lyric, thinking
    I was singing "If you like bean fermatas". The one
    person who had heard it corrected me.
    It's one of those "you had to have been there"
    moments. Nevertheless we all got a hankering for
    Taco Bell after that.

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