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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you know me so well then tell me which gender heals

    Artist: Tori Amos
    Real Lyric: If you know me so well then tell me which hand I use

    The story:

    I figured that was too weird of a line to be correct, since it didn't fit the context of the song one bit, but every time I heard it I couldn't figure out the real line. It kind of sounded like "which end are you," if not for the strong 's' sound at the end... and that didn't make much sense either. Finally I gave up and googled the real lyrics, which make a lot more sense.

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