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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    if you have a moustache, give me head give me head
    and if youre rolling and eyelash, give me head give me head
    and if your momma's in the back, give me head give me head

    Artist: 3Oh!3
    Real Lyric: If you gots a neat stash (give me half, give me half)And if you roll up on some cash (give me half, give me half)And if your mumma’s in the back (give me half, give me half)

    The story:

    I was in my friend Briannes car and she and i were screaming this at the top of our lungs, and i was like 'GIVE ME HEAD GIVE ME HEAD!' and thta was when she looked at me really weird and everyone in the car looked at me and stared and then brianne's nine year old brother said, 'its give me half, jeez.'

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