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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotion
    You've got to set the man in motion.

    Artist: Smokey Robinson
    Real Lyric: If you feel like giving me a lifetime of devotionI second that emotion

    The story:

    I Thought it was sung from a female point of view, with a lady telling the man to get himself together and show some responsibility and support if he really wants to marry her. Was recounting this for friends and trying to figure out who sings it (i think i was more familiar with the Supremes version) during a drunken karaoke night. Always thought that was the lyric and was fairly embarrassed for not knowing who sang it as well as misunderstanding the entire basis of the song.

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