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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you cling to tar pits, you're going to lose control.

    Artist: 38 Special
    Real Lyric: If you cling too tightly, you're going to lose control.

    The story:

    I was in high school way back in the 80s when you had to LISTEN to lyrics to figure out what they were saying. I had to give a speech on the lyrics of a song and what they meant. My best friend and I listened to this song over and over, and finally decided that it made sense that the song said "If you cling to tar pits, you're going to lose control." I mean, look what happened to the dinosaurs?? The tar pits weren't too good for them... nor for clingy boyfriends. I stood up and explained each line of the song, and when I got to this one I was laughed out of the classroom. It's still one of my favorite misheard lyrics.

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