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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you change your mind
    On the bursting line
    On the outs still free
    take a chance on me

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm in the first in lineHoney, I'm still freeTake a chance on me

    The story:

    I was about ten years old when I heard this song for the first time and came up with those lyrics. I figured the bursting line was the point where you can't take it any more and then you're 'on the outs' with whoever pushed you over the bursting line. Because you're on the outs with that person that makes you free to find someone else to take a chance on you. It all made sense when I was ten years old and I never realized what the real lyrics were until my youngest daughter was six and she made me listen to her A-Teens CD.

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