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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you change your mind
    On the birthday line.
    On the ostrich street,
    Take a chance on me.

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mindI'm the first in line.Honey, I'm still freeTake a chance on me.

    The story:

    Some kid in fifth grade told me these lyrics. I just took it for granted that abba was bizarre enough to sing about ostriches. As an adult, I knew it was wrong, but I never bothered to find out the right lyrics until now.

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