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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you change your line, in the changing line, All-y oxen free! Take a chance on me

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mind, I'm the first in lineHoney I'm still free Take a chance on me

    The story:

    In college in 1980 someone had the album and I finally got to see a lyrics sheet. I guess I thought they were waiting to try on clothes and the person was lying to get the next turn in the dressing room. Then the line from "Hide and Seek" like a victory shout! It never made any sense to me, but how we loved their rhythm! I was the only one from my high school at my college, so they all thought I was geeky anyway, and this just confirmed it. Sheesh!

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