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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If today was your last dayrnAnd tomorrow was too laternCould you say goodbye to yesterday?rnWould you leave each moment like your last?rnLeave old b**thes in the past?rnDonate every dime you had?rnIf today was your last day...

    Artist: Nickelback
    Real Lyric: If today was your last dayAnd tomorrow was too lateCould you say goodbye to yesterday?Would you leave each moment like your last?Leave old pictures in the past?Donate every dime you had?If today was your last day...

    The story:

    I was on the way home with my boyfriend and I was singing *my* version of this song rather loudly when he pointed out that it was in fact not old b***hes need to be left in the past but old pictures... oops! (Personally I think I'd rather leave the b**thes behind than the pictures though...)

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