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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If they won't give me Pop Tarts, then it's "I'll just walk away"

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: If they don't give me proper credit, I'll just walk away.

    The story:

    In the gym locker room when I was in the sixth grade. A bunch of girls were singing and I joined in with my lyric. Naturally I had assumed that Madonna loved Pop Tarts and was threatening to leave if her man didn't provide them.
    Needless to say, they all laughed at me...
    Personally, I think that it is a better lyric... I mean, who needs credit when you could have Pop Tarts?

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    Chunkboi Dec 14, 2014 1:41 pm


    Chunkboi Dec 14, 2014 1:41 pm