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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If there's nothing missing in my life
    Then why do these thieves come at night?

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Song: Lucky
    Real Lyric: If there's nothing missing in my lifeThen why do these tears come at night.

    The story:

    For the longest time, my friend and I would sing along to this song
    but always be puzzled by that one word. After listening to it many
    many times we decided she couldn't be saying anything other than
    "Thieves". Much much later I heard some other Britney Spears
    fanatic friends singing it, but their version made WAY more sense.

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