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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If the sun don't come you get a tan from Stanley in the English Row.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

    The story:

    I thought there was some sort of bet with Stanley, who owned a tanning booth in the English Row, if the sun didn't rise. I only thought this for a few months, and realized I was erroneous months ago. I take Elavil, an anti-depressant, but I take it for preventative treatment of chronic migraine headaches, if that's interesting enough.

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