If she winks an eye
The brass lights turn their toes

The story:

The whole song describes various reactions to a really hot girl ("She makes Grandpa feel like twenty-one"), so I could easily picture *something* happening when she winked an eye. But nothing with brass lights. Or even brass lights with toes.

Nevertheless, I drove around for years, singing along with my tape player near the top of my lungs...and grateful that no one was with me.

One day, the real lyrics just jumped out of the speakers -- as if the the "Editing Elves" spliced in some new tape when I wasn't looking.