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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I were a carpenter and you were related
    Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.

    Artist: Bobby Darin
    Real Lyric: If I were a carpenter and you were a ladyWould you marry me anyway, would you have my baby.

    The story:

    My sons friend misheard these lyrics when we were all driving and after rewinding and listening to them again it really sounde like that was what he was actually singing.The context made it really funny and we all had a good laugh. now when ever I hear that song I hear the misheard version..

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