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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I can say what I wanna say,
    I'd say I wanna blow you.
    ...

    If I can say what I want to see,
    I want to see you go down,
    on me.
    ...

    Artist: Avril Lavigne
    Song: Things I'll Never Say
    Real Lyric: If I can say what I wanna say,I'd say I wanna blow you Away.Be with you every night,Am I squeezing you to tightIf I can say what I want to see, I want to see you go down, on one knee.Marry Me Today.Yes I'm wishing My Life Away.
    The story:

    First time I heard it playing in a friends car... I had to ask them, "uh.. What did she just say?" Then I explained what I thought, we laughed.. and later convinced another friend that Avril had some raunchy lyrics..

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/9/2006 9:39 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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