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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd rather be a carrot than a snail,
    Yes I would.
    If I could,
    I surely would.

    Real Lyric: I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.Yes I would.If I could,I surely would.

    The story:

    I've loved that song for ages and have always wondered why in the
    world someone would rather be a carrot... I mean, what's so great
    about being one?

    I then recently voiced my worries to my father, only to receive
    hysterical laughter and a rather ungraceful correction... oh, the

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