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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd make a deal with God
    I'm beginning to swallow up laces

    Artist: Kate Bush
    Real Lyric: I'd make a deal with GodAnd I'd get him to swap our places



    The story:

    As a non-native speaker of English, this came slowly. At first one just doesn't think about what one hears, then, over the years, one slowly starts to think, No, come on, this can't be correct. Why should Kate Bush swallow laces? Or sing about it? Is this some kind of weird Trichophagia?

    Luckily, there was no embarrassing moment involved. I just looked the lyrics up finally.

    And found the real lyrics rather boring, now that I come to think of it.

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