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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd like to poop on the watches on your dress.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress.

    The story:

    Me and my dad were listening to an MJ cd, and when
    this line came up my dad immediately said "What??!"
    and rewound it. He was the one who came up with the
    genius lyric. We rewound it like 30 times trying to
    figure out what he was really saying but came to no
    other conclusion but his desire to defecate on a
    girl's dress.

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