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    "Ice Capades"

    Artist: Jackson Janet
    Song: Escapade
    Real Lyric: "Escapade. We'll have a good time."



    The story:

    I only learned the truth of my "Ice Capades"
    debacle when, while happily singing along with the
    song on the car radio, my friend turned to me and
    said, "What the *bleep* do the ice capades have to
    do with this song?" Umm....oops. Until this week I'd mistakenly thought "SnapChat"
    was actually called "SnatchChat" (gives an
    entirely different meaning to the site.) This is
    just another in a long line of Melissa's never
    really understanding anything. Until last month, I
    had believed, for about THREE DECADES, that the
    song "Hold on Loosely" was actually called, "Hold
    on, Lucy." I didn't know Lucy, but I was always
    pulling for her to "hold on." I'm sort of crushed
    that "Lucy" doesn't exist.

    Then there's the two years I spent belting, at the
    top of my lungs anywhere and everywhere, "Ice
    capades! We'll have a good time! Leave your
    worries behind!" Although initially confused about
    why Janet Jackson would endorse this company in a
    huge record single, having experienced the "magic
    on ice" that is The Ice Capades, who was I to
    question Janet's artistic choices?! Turns out the
    so-called "real name" of the song was "Escapade."
    Whatever. I vote "Ice Capades" every time! Lyrics,
    schmyrics. Things like words, site names,
    hashtags, catch-phrases, and the like, are only
    wrong if you admit to it. In the immortal words of
    80s heartthrob Corey Hart - "Never Remember!!"

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