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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
    But the laughter of would leave me empty inside
    Swallow my doubt turn it inside out
    Find nothing but faith in nothing
    Wallet for my tender, heart in a blender
    Watch it spin around to a be

    Artist: Eve 6
    Song: Inside Out
    Real Lyric: I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rhinesBut the lack thereof would leave me empty insideSwallow my doubt turn it inside outFind nothing but faith in nothingWant to put my tender, heart it in a blenderWatch it spin around to a beautiful oblivionRendezvous then I'm through with you

    The story:

    Over at my friend's apartment with several guests, asking what the song was that I had just heard on the radio. I thought I knew the lyrics but just didn't know the artist or name of the song - found out I didn't even know the lyrics at the same time several other people found out that I didn't know the lyrics that seemed so obvious to the rest of them

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