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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I would set the toilet paper free!

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: I was sick and tired of wedding rings...

    The story:

    I was driving in San Francisco with my daughter, listening to an ABBA CD on low volume. I was not paying close attention to the music until I heard the lyric "I WOULD SET THE TOILET PAPER FREE!". I could not believe my ears. I had to back-track & listen to it a few times. It still sounds like that to me! My daughter: "Mommy, it's finally time for you to go and get your hearing checked!"

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