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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I won't cry my eyes out in surrender.
    There will be no wife lag about my door.

    I know I left too much death and destruction
    to come back again.

    Artist: Dido
    Song: White Flag
    Real Lyric: I won't put my hand up and surrender.There will be no White Flag above my door....I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again.

    The story:

    So my friend and I are on road trip and planning to hit a Karaoke bar in the next town. We're trying to build a duet by singing along with his iPod and I start in on my lyrics, which are clearly about a woman who is getting over the breakup with her fiance. He left her because he couldn't deal with the fact that she covered up a murderous spree, and cannot stay with her, but cannot turn her in for the crime either. She's a psycho killer who won't have to deal with a divorce, or "wife lag," as it were, but is madly in love with her ex. It all makes sense, right?

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