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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wish that I WAS Jesse's Girl

    Real Lyric: I wish that I had Jesse's Girl

    The story:

    While finishing the 40th drink of a rowdy Power Hour, I spurted out my version of the lyrics which were met with hardy laughter from half of the participants. They confronted me with the actual lyrics, but I defended my version with such (inebriated) fervor that a few of my comrades backed my position. Of course the joy that was Napster allowed for the swift download of the song, and I was proven wrong. Three years later I still have people approach me regarding my homoerotic interpretation of the song.

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