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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wish I was Jessie's girl!

    Real Lyric: I wish I had Jessie's girl!

    The story:

    I was listening to the song with my brother and I started singing along without realizing it. My brother gave me a very confused look. I asked him what, and he started and said "I wish I WAS Jessie's girl?"
    I nodded and said "Yeah, those are the lyrics."
    He nodded, and said "Uh-huh. And why would Rick Springfield wish he was Jessie's girl?" Of course hoping to make me realize my error.
    I thought for a moment, and then looked at him and said, "He's gay?"

    This of course made my brother laugh. When he finally was able to talk again he pointed out that it was "I wish I HAD Jessie's girl"

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