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    Song: Eve

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    I will try to find my place in the diarrhea

    Real Lyric: I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane

    The story:

    I was listening to this song in my pastor's office for the first time. I was beginning to think my pastor was a real sicko as the song went on because I heard the song go, "Do you like that? Something's getting in the way. Something's just about to break. I will try to find my place in the diarrhea." It took two play throughs of the song and someone telling me the song title before I could believe my pastor was indeed not a sicko.

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    The first time I heard this song, I heard the diarrhea... then they said "Jane" after and I was like "oh, ok. diary of!". But man, when they were recording this, couldn't someone have told them, "guys, it sounds like you're saying 'diarrhea'."

    carburetorlighthouse Dec 01, 2011 12:22 pm

    My kids and I always sing "Diarrhea Pain"!

    cherylj89 Sep 19, 2009 11:12 pm

    I never heard it this way but now I'm going to sing it like this every time!

    tito1968 Jun 06, 2009 10:22 am

    I've always heard the word 'diarrhea' there too, don't feel bad.

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 04, 2009 6:54 pm

    Yeah. Walkin in a wacko wonderland. Tryin to find my place in the poo.

    JMonkey Jun 03, 2009 8:15 am