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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I will poke my eyes out, and surrender. There will be no white flag above my toe.

    Artist: Dido
    Song: White Flag
    Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door.

    The story:

    Well, me and my friend Chloe were in a store and (I say TJ Maxx, she says Bed Bath and Beyond) and she sung along with it that way and I was like "What are you saying?" And she explained that she couldn't listen to this song when she was younger cause it would give her nightmares. I said that it wasn't the real lyrics, but she didn't belive me. WE listen to it intentley and she agreed after a while. We still laugh every time that song comes on.

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