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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I will go down on this s**t

    Artist: Dido
    Song: White Flag
    Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship

    The story:

    Tragically, it wasn't public - I watched the video on MTV with the subtitles turned on, at which point I suddently realised how wrong I was. Still think my version is better, especially with David Boreanaz as the "sh*t".

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    My mother did the same thing - unfortunately for her she was singing it VERY loudly in he car with me before she found out.

    ktc_nuttymoo Sep 04, 2009 11:55 am