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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I will bring you stories and bleary-eyed photos, like a regular Tory

    Artist: Athlete
    Song: Tourist
    Real Lyric: I will bring you stories and bleary-eyed photos, like a regular tourist

    The story:

    I looked up the lyrics because of another text passage and was
    quite surprised when I found out what it actually said.
    I knew they were British so Tory seemed quite logical even if it's a
    bit random...
    Also, as I realised later on, the title makes a lot more sense now!

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