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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I watched with glee
    While your kings and queens
    --- Bought the tender cakes ---
    For the gods they made

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I watched with gleeWhile your kings and queens--- Fought for ten decades ---For the gods they made

    The story:

    Singing along to the song after hearing it hundreds of times over
    the years, I finally realized that the lyric made no sense. I thought it
    was some some veiled reference to Marie Antoinette.

    I had to look up the real lyric, which makes a lot more sense, but I
    still like mine better.

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