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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was young and knew everything, see apocalypse ever took advice, now I'm guilt striken, sobbing with my head on the floor, stabbing baby's breasts and a s**t full of lice.

    Artist: Verve Pipe
    Song: Freshmen
    Real Lyric: When I was young I knew everything, and she a punk who rarely took advice, now I'm guilt striken, sobbing with my head on the floor, stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice.

    The story:

    I the privacy of my office, reading off the lyrics which is incidentally not available in the commercially released single (wherein the mixes are indistinguishable). The lyrics were in a promo release.

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