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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your hair...

    Artist: The Smiths
    Song: Bigmouth Strikes Again
    Real Lyric: I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head...

    The story:

    My mate's mistake and how I laughed! But, on reflection, a mashed beetroot would be an effective punishment...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/22/2001 2:07 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Oh man, That's funny!! It's so easy to mishear lyrics with this song.

    coffeeshell1 Jan 20, 2010 10:11 am