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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was educated at Woodstock

    Artist: Sam and Dave
    Song: Soul Man
    Real Lyric: I was educated from good stock

    The story:

    This always bothered me--Woodstock happened in 1969, but the song was from 1967. Other lyrics sites often get this wrong, too.

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    +thefrump Thanks for the clarification. I guess then that this is not a misheard at all. I'm voting "Not Funny".

    Marcus Oct 20, 2014 4:40 pm

    you are wrong it wasn't Woodstock the was Woodstock the school that the co-writer David Porter went to ... John Belushi mis heard the lyrics... DUH

    thefrump Mar 22, 2013 6:45 pm