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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was born on a limp horse

    Artist: Kiss
    Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus

    The story:

    I can't remember exactly but I was only 5 when I started singing it wrong- not knowing what Olympus was (being Mt Olympus in Mythology)
    I finally realized when I learned about Mythology in school who the God of Thunder was and what Olympus was and I said "ohhhhhhh, now I get it"
    I was probably 12 or something then- I revealed to my older sister what I was saying and, well I think she's still laughing- 20 some years later

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