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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was a work-shy boy, all in love with the people. I offered myself to the world. I was a work-shy boy. I was a work-shy boy.

    I went with Cecil fishin', Cecil fishin', fished with Cecil. What a weasel.

    Artist: Guess Who
    Real Lyric: I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people, and I offered myself to the world. I was a workshop owner. I was a workshop owner.I was a diesel fixer, diesel fixed me, fixed a diesel, what a weasel.

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    At age 49, I finally read the lyrics somewhere. I've loved this song for about 30 years, and have sung along to it many times. I think it's a much better song if it's about someone who doesn't want to work too hard, and goes fishing. I think the real lyrics suck.

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