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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was a lonely islander
    I never thought I'd meet a girl like you

    Song: I Ran
    Real Lyric: I walked along the avenueI never thought I'd meet a girl like you

    The story:

    I always had this romantic image of this guy living alone on a sparsely populated tropical island, perhaps a simple fisherman, but amazingly good looking, and who really knows how to treat a woman right, if only he could find the one...
    My whole image of the song was blown years later watching VH1 Classics, thanks to closed captioning. The entire dream simply crumbled to dust...or sand on the beach.

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