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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to smash my face on the dashboard

    Artist: Evanescence
    Song: Lithium
    Real Lyric: Always find my place upon the ashes

    The story:

    This was actually what happened to a friend of mine. I was over her place and we were listening to the song ( To her credit though, this was the first time she'd ever heard the song, and the sound was down really low) and she said " did she just say smash my face on the dashboard!" and I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! Then her mum came in and asked us what we were laughing about and i told her and then she said " Oh, i always thought it said "always want to place upon the salmon!" and I'm just thinking WTF!!!!! is there some really defective hearing gene in this family!!!!!!!! LOL

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    wow...that must be one bad defective hearing gene...

    MissingYourStar May 23, 2010 11:04 pm

    lol I diden't ever hear of the sog untill you said it on here. I misherd it as "I want to smash my face on the dashboard"

    zeeper1999 Feb 27, 2010 1:12 pm