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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to shout out damn s**t

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Real Lyric: I want a shot at redemption

    The story:

    My parents bought the Graceland album and gave it
    to me for my brand new cassette player in 1986. I
    was 7. I knew a few "bad words", and was convinced
    that Paul Simon was saying something he shouldn't
    say. I didn't tell my parents because I didn't want
    Paul to get in trouble. I found out the real lyrics
    when I discovered that they were printed in the
    insert. I can't say when exactly that was.

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