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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to run like cannibals, airless and free.

    Artist: Savage Garden
    Real Lyric: I want to run like animals, careless and free.

    The story:

    I was on my way to (ironically) a Savage Garden concert and was belting these words out at the top of my voice, in a car filled with friends. It was only when I realised that the others were not singing with me but looking at me strangely that I thought to ask what was so funny. They kindly took out the lyrics from the CD cover and gave them to me to read.

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