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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to be your rubber man,
    your rubber man,
    your rubber man,
    your rubber man!

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Forever Man
    Real Lyric: I want to be your forever man.forever man,forever man,forever man!

    The story:

    This song came out about the same time that stupid "Rubber Band Man" song was big. When I was a kid I used to think "What the heck is with all the rubber people songs? Stupid!" After i was older (WAY older.), my husband and I were pretty big Clapton fans, but I always said "I hate that stupid 'Rubber Man' song!" He had no idea what I was talking about. Then, one day while looking at a sheet of album lyrics, it struck me. Duh! I about wet myself laughing.

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