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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to be René Descartes

    Artist: Dayna Manning
    Song: I Want
    Real Lyric: I want a big red car



    The story:

    I was listening to this song, and as I (mis)heard the first line, I thought yeah, that's cool, I'd like to be Descartes too - you know, to come up with brand-new ideas and reasoning that no one else has ever heard of.

    And I thought, wow, that's a neat thing to include in a song - not what you'd expect to hear. So I played the song again to listen to the rest of the lyrics more carefully...and heard the correct (but more boring and standard) lyrics...and thus proved once and for all that I'm a philosophy geek! :-)

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