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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want a mime machine.

    Artist: Bush
    Song: Machinehead
    Real Lyric: I walk to my machine



    The story:

    Actually, it was my roommate at nerd camp (seriously. "All your base are belong to us" headquearters.) She was only into Opera and classical when she came, so I got her into punk/metal/rock but she wasn't great at deciphering the often admittely slurred lyrics. She was listening to this song, and soulfully wailing her version, when I heard and started snickering. Fortunately, since she was a card carrying NRA guys girl, she found it funny.

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